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Why Fishing is better than Sex

1 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

2- A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

3 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

4 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

5 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

6 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

7 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

8 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

9 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

10 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

11 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

12 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

13 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbourhood to buy Fishing stuff.

14 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite co-workers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

15 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

16 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

17 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

18 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

19 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favourite activity.

20 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

 

 

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